[搞笑雙語]《武林外傳》語錄英漢對照

老迷

各回各家，各找各媽
　　Go back home, and find your mom。


　　老虎不發(fā)威，你當(dāng)我是HELLO KITTY
　　Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY


　　額服了you,額尊敬you,額的內(nèi)心崇拜you
　　I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you。

　　我看好你喲~
　　I really think you're nice~~~~

　　餓錯了，呃真滴錯咧，餓從一開始就錯列~當(dāng)初餓就不該嫁過來，如果不嫁過來餓的夫君就不會死，餓的夫君不會死，餓 就不會淪落到這么一個傷心的地方
　　I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn't die, I'll never in this heartrending place now。

　　姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪來？往哪去？家里幾口人？人均幾畝地？地里幾頭牛？說說說。。。
　　What's you name? What's you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it!

　　額滴神??！
　　Oh my god!(OMG)

　　親娘哎！
　　Oh my mom!

　　排山倒海
　　Remove Mountains

　　葵花點穴手
　　Sunflower point points hand (注明：第一個point是 點到、指到 的意思、第二個 points 是穴位的意思)

　　子曾經(jīng)曰過
　　A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...

　　放著我來
　　Wait! I'll do it!

　　嫂子~~~~~~~~~
　　Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~

　　幫我照顧好我七舅姥爺和他的三外甥女
　　Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

　　我祝你們白頭偕老，斷子絕孫
　　I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons

　　世界如此美妙 我卻如此暴躁 這樣不好，不好
　　The wrold is that sweetness, but I'm this testiness, it's not good, not good

　　放心！這事全包我身上了
　　Take it easy, I'll do all the things

　　確定一定以及肯定
　　I confirm, ensure and make certain that

　　否決否認以及否定
　　I deny, disaffirm and disavow that

　　噓！噓！噓！低調(diào)！低調(diào)！都低調(diào)！
　　Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched

　　我最后一次警告你啊 請使用人類的語言和我交談
　　This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!

　　你雜這樣子嘛！什么時候睡覺不好，非得晚上睡啊
　　Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?

　　我上頭有人
　　There have people above me

　　你無情無恥無理取鬧
　　You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason

　　我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爺啊

　　Oh my god, lord and providence!

　　我就象一只爬在玻璃上蒼蠅，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路

　　I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet

　　一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母

　　There won't have two tigers inone place, unless they're male and female